HOA News
A near tragedy occurred in high wind conditions as our CEV ( Code Enforcement Vehicle) was blown over. None of our officers were in the CEV at the time of the incident. “Barney was collecting fines door to door and Andy was measuring grass height”, reported HOA Director of Operations, Werner Ausmann. ” It looks like it’s totaled. Luckily we will be receiving our new fleet of CEVs shortly. Until then it looks like it will be foot patrol for Andy and Barney.”
FiveHole TapRoom
This Friday and Saturday Night FiveHole TapRoom is proud to present BackBurner Recording Artists The Three Theres. There renditions of classic Doo Wop goodies plus they’re soulful originals will have you dancing on your feet. Their will be a good time to be had by all! The girls hit the stage both nights at 9pm. They’re is drink specials all night and don’t forget Happy Hour. This will be your last chance to see Nuns With Guns. We hope to see Use and your ass at The Five Hole.
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FiveHole TapRoom
It’s Hockey Nite at The FiveHole this evening as the New Jersey Devils host the Ottawa Senators. Wear Red, White and Black and drinks are half price up until the puck drops at 5pm. “Beer Here! Special “, buy one get one free on any FiveHole Goal. As always free shots on any Gordie Howe Hattrick. See you in the face-off circle at The FiveHole!
HOA News
We are hiring! Are you tired of residents not mowing their lawns to the proper height, pattern and time schedule? Are you equally upset with “Code Breakers” who plant flowers whose colors are not approved by The HOA? Do you want to scream at the top of your lungs when lazy homeowners do not shovel the public sidewalk before their own property after a snowstorm? I’m sure you would agree that these individuals are the same ones who do not bring in and put out of sight their garbage pails within 15 minutes of pickup. Do you have what it takes to be a snitch and a tattletale? We are looking for you to join our team. We need people who are willing to sacrifice their morals for the greater good of our community. If you are interested stop by our new offices or speak to one of our Code Enforcement Officers. We look for forward to sharing intel with you!
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FiveHole TapRoom
Let your hair down and shake off your inhibitions tonight as FiveHole TapRoom hosts a Rogers and Hammersteins Karaoke Party at 9pm. Show everyone your hidden talent. Prizes for the best performances.
Come on down early and catch this week’s Happy Hour artist, acapella sensations, Nuns with Guns.
It’s all happening down at The FiveHole!